1994 Christmas Letter

I grew up with Alfred E. Neuman in the 60s. Knowing that should help put things into perspective for you while perusing (or quickly leaving) this site.

I made this a top 9 list and not a top 10 list because I didn’t want to be accused of stealing from David Letterman. But the fact is I stole it from David Letterman…I just couldn’t come up with a tenth stupid thing.

One of my sisters ran a restaurant at the time and I learned, much to my horror, that she had been posting these stupid letters on a bulletin board in the restaurant. These were never intended for public consumption.

I’m pretty safe with this website as I’m sure her restaurant attracted more people than this website ever will…even after it closed a number of years ago.

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