2007 Christmas Letter

I don’t recall the exact incident that served as the 2007 catalyst but I know it was some kind of stupid product recall that year. The nanny-state the government was creating (and still is) was beginning to really annoy me. Not sure what took me so long. So I thought what would be more outrageous than a government recall of computer fonts for excessive lead content.

The format I used was from an actual CPSC recall notification I found on the web. There were plenty to choose from. You can try the phone numbers…I didn’t change them.

Remember, when this happens in real life, you saw it here first.

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2007 Christmas Letter Excuse Note

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